Flat & the Curves

The New Act of the Year 2022 and Chortle Award 2023 finalists bring you their glittery comedy cabaret of unbridled fun!

“The most dynamic girl group to hit the circuit for 40 years” – Sunday Express.

After their hit Edinburgh Fringe run, the award-winning divas deliver their self-penned songs celebrating sex & sisterhood in this bra-burning evening of mischief. The powerhouse vocalists will take you on an X-rated ride with riotous anthems that are as wide-ranging as their dating escapades; from the plight of online pornography to the perils of flat-pack furniture. Dressed tit-to-toe in sequins the comedy quartet can croon, warble and yodel themselves through just about anything; think, Charlotte Church meets the Spice girls meets…the Inbetweeners.

Expect big voices & bold statements in this sparkly spectacle filled to the brim with hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity.

A near-perfect blend of relatable comedy, barnstorming musicality and bold feminist attitude” ☆☆☆☆1/2- Chortle

“Truly remarkable!” ☆☆☆☆☆– Broadway World

“An evening of rip-roaring entertainment!!” ☆☆☆☆☆– West End Wilma

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16 09


8:00 pm



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